I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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