where am i from again
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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