Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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