i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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