theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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