My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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