The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
how drunk are you?
Several
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
