I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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