I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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