Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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