Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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