i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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