Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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