Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Your cock deserves a montage
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She made me pour olive oil on her.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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