when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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