i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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