Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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