too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
