I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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