Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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