glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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