I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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