what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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