dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my shit smells like andre
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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