Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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