haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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