Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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