there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
