yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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