what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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