Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Is it penis luge time yet?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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