So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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