thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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