Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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