New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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