I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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