i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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