Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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