I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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