why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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