Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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