I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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