Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
