haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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