Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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