Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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