is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
