Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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