i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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