the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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