i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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