I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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