Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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