it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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