i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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