i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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